You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
