Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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