you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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