is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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