i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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