'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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