He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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