Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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