Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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