wakey wakey hands off snakey
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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