youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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