It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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