I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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