He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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