Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
