It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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