There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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