You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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