why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Randomize
