So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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