Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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