Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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