they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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