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Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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