I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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