Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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