Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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