I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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