Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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