Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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