stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
This is the prime rib incident all over again
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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