If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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