Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
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