You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
it's like iHOP with fire
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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