Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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