How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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