Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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