No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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