I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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