break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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