At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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