Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
vagina is talking i cant
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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