I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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