Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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