You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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