Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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