I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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