READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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