508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
