just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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