it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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