I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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