hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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