Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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