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she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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